Jurassic Shark is poorly written, looks awful, and I love it

If there isn't at least one thing in this trailer that doesn't bring you some level of joy, we can't be friends. Bad shark movies are junk food to me -- I know they're terrible, not even sort of good for me, but I feel an inexplicable desire to consume.

I hope director Brett Kelly isn't in on the joke; like, he's the super-serious Fellini of the shark-horror genre.

Imaaaaagine...