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Nic Cage is a vampire -- now it all makes sense

By on February 10, 2012

This is why Cage is always casually strolling away from explosions in movies (there is a clause in his contract that demands he do so at least once per film), and participating in his own stunts. Though clearly, he's the variety of vampire that still has big issues with beeeeeeeeeeeeess!

No word yet on whether or not Nic is also one of the last remaining Tasmanian Tigers, but this so can't be shopped, right? I'm just saying...

 

 

 

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