Why this shapewear company chose the most inshape woman in the world, who would never use this product, to be their spokesmodel is a mystery t o use.  But we like it.

If you weren't already jealous on Ronaldo this week, you will be now.

Everyones favorite White Russian is pretty in pin-up in this, her latest shoot for S Moda.  We just hope that these looks hit the mainstream ASAP.  Summer would be so much sweeter if hot pants...

We're not much for posting "News" butt this story is an exception.  An exception for exceptional assets.  See what I did there?  From the actual Royals to our version of them...

Russia is known for several important contributions to the world.  First, vodka, the nectar of the gods.  Second, mail order brides, who put an end to the misery suffered by countless...

This year, our favorite addition to the SI Swimsuit edition were the model "Swimtracks," like the one above.  SI selected songs representitive of the models, and their locations, and then...

We thought we were smitten with the future Mrs. Ronaldo before, but after seeing her walk a real live cheetah, and frolick on the edge of the largest water fall in the world in a thong, well,...

Get intimate with the future Mrs. Ronaldo.  While she's sure to be in the 2012 issue, we think a certain rookie from last year is a shoe in for this years cover.

You may never know what its like to make ten million dollars a year. Or how it feels to score a goal in a World Cup match. And you will also most likely never know what its like to date a super...