He can watch 70 straight hours of Duck Dynasty without setting himself on fire, not a bad quality to have in a eighth generation clip show host. 

The trailer for the hotly anticipated Prometheus has been: spoofed, Sweded, and mashed up within an inch of its life. And now it gets the paper treatment. Impressive though, no? Prometheus is...

If this were really the case, there would be a lot of kids scared of singing sharks instead of just regular sharks. Which is best for a kids psyche though, is up to you to decide.